Friday, March 20, 2009

how not to find a job

1) search on the internet, submit applications online and wait.
2) when your friends go shopping, ask them to look around for 'HELP WANTED' signs.
3) call your friend and whine and ask him/her to find you a job.
4) get desperate and start calling random shops asking if they need workers.
5) sms dad and ask him to write you a resume.
6) go crazy because the only people you have ever worked for are your dad and the ministry, thus you have no one to list as your personal referee. hopefully, someone out there will let you work...just because.

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